Some people love clowns. They find them funny, charming, and entertaining. They enjoy their colorful costumes, their big shoes, and their red noses. They laugh at their jokes, their pranks, and their antics. They admire their skills, their talents, and their courage. They are fascinated by their history, their culture, and their mystery.
Some people hate clowns. They find them creepy, scary, and disturbing. They fear their painted faces, their exaggerated expressions, and their sinister smiles. They cringe at their tricks, their traps, and their surprises. They dread their abilities, their powers, and their secrets. They are repulsed by their origins, their motives, and their intentions.
Some people are indifferent to clowns. They don’t care about them one way or another. They don’t have any strong feelings or opinions about them. They don’t pay attention to them, they don’t seek them out, and they don’t avoid them. They are neutral, apathetic, and bored by clowns.
But what if I told you that there is a place where you can experience all kinds of clowns in one location? A place where you can see hundreds of clowns of different shapes, sizes, and styles? A place where you can sleep surrounded by clowns, eat breakfast with clowns, and even visit a cemetery with clowns?
That place is The Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada.
The Clown Motel is a unique and quirky establishment that has been attracting visitors from all over the world since 1985. It is located on the edge of town, next to the Old Tonopah Cemetery, where many miners and pioneers are buried. The motel has 31 rooms, each decorated with clown-themed paintings, posters, dolls, figurines, and memorabilia. The lobby is filled with over 2,000 clown items, ranging from cute and cuddly to creepy and sinister. The motel also has a gift shop where you can buy clown souvenirs, such as mugs, t-shirts, hats, keychains, magnets, and more.
The Clown Motel is not for the faint of heart or the easily spooked. Many guests have reported strange noises, cold spots, flickering lights, moving objects, and even ghostly apparitions in their rooms and in the lobby. Some have claimed to hear laughter, crying, whispering, or footsteps coming from the cemetery or from the empty rooms next door. Some have felt a presence watching them or touching them while they sleep. Some have seen clown dolls move or change positions on their own. Some have even witnessed clowns appear and disappear in front of their eyes.
The Clown Motel is not for everyone. Some people love it and come back again and again. Some people hate it and leave as soon as possible. Some people are indifferent to it and just use it as a cheap place to stay. But no one can deny that it is a one-of-a-kind experience that you will never forget.
So if you are looking for a fun and adventurous way to spend your vacation or your weekend getaway, why not give The Clown Motel a try? You might be surprised by what you find there. You might discover a new appreciation for clowns or a new fear of them. You might make some new friends or some new enemies. You might have some laughs or some nightmares.
But whatever happens at The Clown Motel stays at The Clown Motel.
Unless you write a blog post about it.
